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MOTORBIKE MAN: Look Mr. President, I can't just come up here in my sled and rescue you everytime you go out. You need to get yourself some better bodyguards.
PRESIDENT: No, my bodyguards are fine. See, I killed them.
MOTORBIKE MAN: ... ah.
PRESIDENT: Yeah, we went duck hunting, that dog laughed at me so I took my anger out on them.
MOTORBIKE MAN: ... quickly changing subject, look at those giant footprints there.

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PRESIDENT: WHERE
MOTORBIKE MAN: Right there.
PRESIDENT: ... wow ...

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PRESIDENT: ... they're huge!
MOTORBIKE MAN: I've a bad feeling about this.

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PRESIDENT: Look, they're almost as big as me!
MOTORBIKE MAN: I think we should move on.
PRESIDENT: But look, they're everywhere, and they're massive! That's wild stuff.
MOTORBIKE MAN: I really say we should get back in the sled and go along.

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PRESIDENT: Whatever you s--my gun's missing!
MOTORBIKE MAN: We need to get out of here.
PRESIDENT: I just put my gun down a second ago, it's gone, where could it be?

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MOTORBIKE MAN: Please I say we should go, I've a bad feeling.

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PRESIDENT: But it was just here! Where could it have gone?
MOTORBIKE MAN: Please for the love of God I want out of here get back in please oh God.

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PRESIDENT: But my gun!
MOTORBIKE MAN: Look I don't like the looks of this place so the sooner we get out the soo---

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BOTH: WHOOAHHAHWAA

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ugh

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MOTORIBKE MAN: We're alright?
PRESIDENT: Looks like it.

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PRESIDENT: How could we have missed that giant hunk of wood?
MOTORBIKE MAN: Here's a wild guess:

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MOTORBIKE MAN: MAYBE it was because YOU were distracting me with your precious little gun!
PRESIDENT: I did no such thing!

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PRESIDENT: YOU were distracting me with your "blub blub i'm too scared blooooo" nonsense!
MOTORBIKE MAN: I wasn't the whiny little man, you w---

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MONSTER: ROOOOOOARRR
BOTH: AAIEIIEIEIEARGGHGHHGeek

[the next day]
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NEWS MAN: Breaking news! Some celebrity is FAT. Yeah, a fat celebrity. Whodathunkit? Oh, and the president and world hero died but A FAT CELEBRITY OH MY GOODNESS

[end. QUESTION MARK]